Darren Sproles
From Bolts from the Blue
Darren Sproles is a diminutive Running Back for the San Diego Chargers. He is not very effective as a traditional running back, but can be effective when Philip Rivers dumps off passes to him. Has excellent blocking skills and is great at picking up blitzes.
He strikes fear in the hearts of Chargers fans everywhere when he's fielding kickoffs and punts, due to his inability to wave his arms in the air, signaling "Fair Catch."
A person's knowledge of the Chargers is inversely related to their fear, or love, of Darren Sproles. Meaning the more they fear or love Darren Sproles, the less they know of the Chargers.
